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Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!!
Is Rachel stupidly brave or lovably impulsive? Are Taxxons unambiguously evil or just another victim of the anti-swarm agenda? Is a cockroach morph ever just a cockroach morph? Read along with three friends as they go through the series and try to answer the Animorphs’ toughest questions.
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112 episodes
(Mailbag) Chapman’s YouTube Apology
As Chris would say: hellooooo Anidorks! We’ve printed out all of your letters (one-sided! double spaced!) and stuffed the mailbag full of that wonderful paper— just so that we can empty it.If the uncontrollable urges of the animal morphs...
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Gump It Up (Book 16)
Book 16 ends with Joe Bob Fenestre revealing that he’s been slurping Yeerk. Jake’s mother shares that she is in possession of two weapons, though unfortunately neither of them is a broad sword. Are we the only ones who find the endi...
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Season 2
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Episode 80
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54:29
Fiesta de Fenestre (Book 16)
The gang wrecks a mansio. Jake the Tiger radicalizes some armed guards. Joe Bob Fenestre shows off his very cool bedroom. How is it that these books can pivot between a deranged millionaire confessing to Yeerk cannibalism and the c...
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Season 2
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Episode 79
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54:45
Get Behind Me, Hork-Bajir (Book 16)
In which Rachel gets tased, Ax gets shot, and Jake morphs into a battering ram. Why is Fenestre more capable of fending off the Animorphs than the US military or even Visser 3 himself? Is Jake's failure to delegate tasks his fatal ...
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Season 2
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Episode 79
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1:03:21
Handfuls o' Jake Guts (Book 16)
The gang breaks into an office building and puts on a little show for the employees. Jake nearly dies and then has a totally normal dinner with his totally normal family. In this book, Jake is the leader of the Animorp...
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Season 2
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Episode 78
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1:13:56
The Prince and the Poppers (Book 16)
Book 16 is gross and dark, with everything from Yeerk cannibalism to Jake getting eviscerated as a fly to dirty diapers to... Tobias almost getting crushed by poop in an airport toilet? The Animorphs meet the Internet and talk to strangers in a...
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Season 2
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Episode 77
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1:20:15
(Minisode) Crazy Helen, the Tribe has Spoken (Part 2 of 2)
The concusion of Survivor: Dorks Vs Cool Kids!!Will Captain Torelli finally catch those pesky Animorphs now that he has them trapped on the island? Will Cassie’s mother Michelle leave her husband Walter for the Living Hive? Will Rachel’...
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Season 2
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53:04
(Minisode) Crazy Helen, the Tribe has Spoken (Part 1 of 2)
A new round of NPCs (also known as Minor Humans) go up against the Animorphs in Survivor: Dorks Vs. Cool Kids. Part 2 will be released tomorrow!!Will Captain Torelli finally catch those pesky Animorphs now that he has them trapped on th...
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Season 2
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53:41
Marco, My Son, My Little Macaroon (Book 15)
Book 15 concludes with a standoff between Vissers 1 and 3, Marco finally revealing the truth about his mom to the rest of the Animorphs, and the question of whether Marco will remain a prisoner of hope. What do you mean this is a book for...
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Season 2
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Episode 76
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54:14
When I Said Ears, I Meant My Yeerk Holes (Book 15)
The gang successfully infiltrates Visser 1's underwater base only to find themselves in immediate danger of being slaughtered. Rachel's head nearly explodes. Marco hangs out with his mom. And Chris announces that it's official: the Anidorks are...
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Season 2
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Episode 75
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59:55
Chapman is Brat (Book 15)
The kids break into a off brand Sea World and then destroy it. Marco confronts his fear with a big hug. Chris and Miranda give Eddy a science lesson. Are the Leerans OP and why do we keep forgetting about them in their first book? H...
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Season 2
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Episode 74
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1:24:41
The Shinjification of Marco (Book 15)
Tobias acquires a dolphin morph and the gang goes swimming. When Marco asks Jake to promise him that they’ll never change, no matter what happens in the war, is he talking about the Animorphs or is he talking about his mother? Do L...
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Season 2
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Episode 73
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59:58
Price-Cut Polycule (Book 15)
Our sweet prince Marco is facing his worst fear (sharks!!) and breaking our hearts all over again in Book 15. Will this boy’s troubles never end?Who are these mysterious new aliens, the Leerans, and why are they so silly looking? If this...
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Season 2
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Episode 72
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1:02:19
Blue Horse Truther (Mailbag)
We read listener emails and a few new reviews in our biggest mailbag episode yet!! We discuss whether Marco has synesthesia given that he believes cheese tastes blue, argue about which of the other Animorphs each member is least connected to, a...
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Season 2
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1:00:46
Conservation of Dookie (Book 14)
The ending of Book 14 might be the wackiest one in the series yet. The Animorphs exit the Tunnel of Love, pursued by Captain Torrelli! They foil Visser 3's plan to infest the US military in a haunted house ride! They chase Visser 3 through a ma...
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Season 2
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Episode 70
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57:52
Marco = Confirmed They?! (Book 14)
We learn the secret at the center of Zone 91. Cassie has a *very* endearing conversation with her parents. Chris is convinced that the military would shoot suspicious horses on sight. Miranda wants to know more about this mysteriou...
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Season 2
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Episode 69
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57:28
Is a Cigar Man Ever Just a Man with a Cigar? (Book 14)
The Animorphs need to continue scouting Zone 91 and so they go to the horse track to acquire morphs. When things inevitably go south, Cassie is forced to morph into her new horse morph and ends up competing in a very close race. Do ...
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Season 2
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Episode 68
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1:00:37
Addressing the Ellimist in the Room (Book 14)
The gang breaks into Zone 91, nearly outs the Animorphs to the US government, and then just barely escapes getting smooshed by tanks. Plus we have our first official meeting as the Morphing Committee to decide whether Tobias should have his mor...
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Season 2
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Episode 68
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1:00:54
High on Thermals (Book 14)
We kick off the controversial Book 14 with the realization that we actually— all kind of love it? Yes, it's goofy, but in the best kinds of way!! Things get strange right away as Cassie and Rachel investigate a mysterious, payphone-using horse ...
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Season 2
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Episode 67
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1:09:43
(Mailbag) The Worst of All Possible Chapmans
We answer a few emails and read new reviews!!What happened to Chapman between Book 2 and Andalite Chronicles? Why can’t our wonderful Marco and lovely Tobias just get along when they have so much in common? And why does Eddy have that s...
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Season 2
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41:04
One Day Younger (Book 13)
How in the hell is Tobias gonna love somebody else if he can't love this slightly younger version of himself? We finish Book 13.Why do none of the Animorphs ever morph into Ax to disguise themselves as Andalites? Why does Tobias speak l...
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Season 2
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Episode 66
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1:15:30
Animorphs Series Unlocked?! 5 Life Hacks Vissers Don’t Want You to Know (and Why You Should Care!!) (Book 13)
The free Hork Bajir teach Tobias all about the many flavors of bark while he figures out what he wants to eat for lunch.Why are the Yeerks spending all of these resources to track down two Hork Bajir? Salad tossers or salad shooters? Do...
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Season 2
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Episode 66
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53:48
Hork-Bajir+ Hidden Valley = Ranch Dressing (Book 13)
Tobias wrestles with enormous existential questions while the Animorphs try to figure out what to do with the only two free Hork-Bajir in the galaxy.How far along in his Andalite deprogramming is Ax at this point? Is there anything sadde...
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Season 2
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Episode 65
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1:05:56
We Need a Forklift to Get Us Out of This Bit (Book 13)
Book 13 continues! Would Andalites be cuter without arms? Do memories come with morphs, or just instincts, and how can we tell the difference? Do the Animorphs continue to age while they’re morphed, or does the healing power of morphing actuall...
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Season 2
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Episode 64
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54:30
Anatomy of a Strong Boy (Book 13)
Book 13 escalates with one of our favorite action sequences yet in the series!! Have we mentioned that we love this book?When the Yeerks sound the alarm about the the escaping Hork-Bajir, KA Applegate tells us that "up from the ho...
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Season 2
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Episode 63
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1:03:02